Friday, August 12, 2005

New use for Google

Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:

The fact that Liza is the victim of her mother's fashion sense, also doesn't help.
Forget foreplay, Liza is about climax.
Liza is a healthy girl, available for adoption.
Liza is a god of the Fon people of West Africa.
Liza is feeling Change is the end result of all true learning.
Understandably, Liza is confused, thrilled, scared, dazed, and excited, all at once.
Liza is a downer of industrial-strength Nyquil proportions.
While her demeanor is often child-like and naive, Liza is, after all, no dummy.
Liza is compelled to begin playing, which she does brilliantly, despite never having had any talent before.
And Liza is the Super-Bitch who is out to give them all what they have coming.

Special thanks to Janel for the bulletin on



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Liza said...

Best results for "Dan is..." as found by Dan and Liza

"DAN is supported by the lagest association of recreational divers in the world through membership dues and donations."

"Dan is currently touring with occasional breaks from the road."

"Dan is the web's hottest playboy! He is as Webster would put it a playboy."

"Indeed, Dan is in good company"

"Because Dan is the most in demand performer in the the Bay Area "

"Dan's is more than a company; it's a philosophy of excellence."

"Dan is served by a highly professional maintenance unit"

"Dan is my friend I never met."

"DAN is an exciting and colorful introduction to DAN and DAN's efforts"

"Dan is the basic unit of rank used to denote go strength in the case of professionals and stronger amateurs"

"Dan is the Fucking Man!" Interview by The Fucking Pope.